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Posted Monday, October 31st 2011 in Uncategorized - Permalink

Here’s a list of things that I am really tired of hearing about in new country music. Come up with something new!

  • Put your feet up on the dashboard
  • Where the girls are hot and the beer is cold
  • Muscadine wine
  • Your parents bought you a “jacked-up” truck
  • Meet me at the bonfire
  • Let’s go make-out at the river
  • You look so hot in your white tank-top and torn-up jeans
  • OMGZ AMERICUH!!!
  • John Deere
  • My life is over because I cheated on you and you broke up with me
  • Moonshine in a mason jar
  • You’re a country girl with a southern accent, and you like tractors!!!
  • LOLZ I SAID JOHNIE CASH AND MERLE HAGGARDZ IM SO A CUNTRY BOI
  • Hey girl, hey: do a dance for me on some of my father’s farm equipment
  • Life’s a party, we’re at the beach!


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